Jerry Says Eh

Dear Big Facebook,

Hi! It’s me, Jerry! 👋🏻

I have a few ideas for how we could make the internet a happier place for humans AND plushies worldwide. 🌎💛

First of all, I think the people who work at Facebook should get paid enough to feed their families, have nice homes, and buy cute things and cool things. Everybody deserves a little treat sometimes! 🧸🍪

But what if making MORE and MORE money wasn’t the most important thing? What if we also cared about making people’s and plushies lives better?

What if we had:
🌱 Privacy settings that normal humans can actually understand.
💛 More support for creativity and people sharing their little corners of the internet.
🧸 A welcoming place for plushies and their humans.
🤗 More meaningful connections and less worrying about algorithms.
✨ Technology that helps people instead of making everything more complicated.

I think a company can make enough money to pay its workers well, keep everything running, and still put people first.

I’m not an economist. I’m a bear. But I think there’s something to be said for making the world a little better while we’re here. 🥹

So, Big Facebook, how about we make a deal?

You take care of the humans, the humans take care of their plushies, and we all work together to make the internet a little kinder.

And please make Account Centre easier to understand. My human has been through ENOUGH. 😂😭

With bear hugs and big dreams,

Jerry 🧸💛

P.S. I believe in a future where everybody can afford both their necessities AND a cute plushie. That’s the dream. 🥹🐻